Why Is It So Hard to Get Out of Bed?

Are you tired of hitting the snooze button every morning? Do you struggle to muster the motivation to leave your cozy blanket fortress? You're not alone.

According to leading experts (i.e., our moms), it's because you're secretly a sloth who just wants to sleep all day. But we're here to help.

Causes of Morning Indolence

• 1. Lack of Sufficient Sleep (AKA: Your body is a fragile, delicate flower that needs 12 hours of rest)
• 2. Paralyzing Fear of Unknowns (AKA: You're afraid of what the world outside your bedroom might be like)
• 3. Overwhelming Sense of Entitlement (AKA: You're secretly a princess/sultan/king and the world should cater to your every whim)

Don't worry, we've got solutions for all of these:

Solutions

• 1. Establishing a Morning Routine (AKA: Wake up, get dressed, eat a whole pizza by yourself)
• 2. Developing a Sense of Purpose (AKA: Find something you're passionate about, like collecting antique door knobs)
• 3. Embracing the Inconvenience (AKA: Learn to love the thrill of uncertainty, like a bad haircut)