Why Is This Stuff So Cheap?

Welcome to our clearance section, where we've got all the answers, and all the prices.

It's because we're a charity

We're a non-profit. No, seriously, we're a non-profit, but we're also a for-profit, and we're also a 'we'll-just-make-it-up-as-we-go-along' profit, but mostly we're a charity. We're a non-profit that sells things for cheap, and we do it because we love you, and we love cheap things, and we love the smell of desperation in the morning.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Charity Returns page for proof that we're giving back to the community, or at least giving back to our accountant's community.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Cheap Things We Found in the Bathroom Attic page for the latest in bargain-hunting and second-hand shopping. We promise not to make fun of your mom.

And, as always, remember: you can't put a price on love, but you can put a price on our stuff, and that's usually $0.99.