Why Not Then

Because why not?

Procrastination is a lifestyle choice.

Why Not Now Why Not Ever Why Not Often /subpages/why-not-then/: Why Not Then

Because, like, yesterday?

Regrets are a form of entertainment.

Why Not Tomorrow Why Not Someone /subpages/why-not-never/: Why Not Never

Because never say never?

Abandoning goals is an art form.

Why Not Always /subpages/why-not-sometimes/: Why Not Sometimes

Because, you know, life is a gamble.

Uncertainty is the new black.

Why Not Nearly /subpages/why-not-always/: Why Not Always

Because, like, why bother?

Maintenance is for suckers.

Why Not Always Never Why Not Almost Always /subpages/why-not-almost-always/: Why Not Almost Always

Because who needs consistency, right?

Almost always is just like always.

Why Not Most Often /subpages/why-not-most-often/: Why Not Most Often

Because, like, who needs most of the time?

Mostly not doing it is the new doing it.