Why Not Give Up

Because giving up is overrated. Like, seriously, who needs that?

Plus, have you seen the state of the world lately? It's like a never-ending dumpster fire of existential dread.

But hey, at least we're all in this together, like a bunch of rats in a sinking ship, but with slightly more irony.

So, no, don't give up. Keep on keeping on, like the ultimate motivational speaker of the apocalypse.

Or, if all else fails, just pretend you're a character in a bad 90s novel and just go ahead and give up. It's not like it's going to make a difference or anything.

But wait, I forgot, you're not here for the bleak existential crisis, you're here for the Techniques for Not Giving Up.