WHY NOT TO PUT KIWI IN YOUR WATER BOTTLE

Don't do it. Seriously, don't do it.

Kiwi in your water bottle is a bad idea.

Here's why:

1. They'll make your water taste like a bad idea.

2. It's like trying to put a kitten in a blender.

3. Who needs that kind of existential dread? Read more about the kiwi debacle Disclaimer: Don't try this at home Kiwi in the wild: a cautionary tale