Because, let's be real, the apocalypse is just around the corner, and you're just going to end up with a 3-day workweek and a 4-day workweek for your significant other anyway.
And don't even get me started on AI taking our jobs – it's already happened to the entire "I'll just Google it" demographic.
So why bother with optimism? It's just going to be a never-ending cycle of disappointment and despair.
But hey, at least the coffee will still be good.
Why Not to Try to be optimistic? It's not like it's going to make a difference or anything.