It takes a lot of talent to do absolutely nothing. You're not just avoiding work; you're a master of the art of doing nothing. A ninja of leisure, a ninja of relaxation. Your dedication is unwavering, your focus unshakeable, your couch unwaviable.
We're not just talking about binge-watching cat videos, we're talking about the intricacies of the art form. The subtle dance of scrolling through memes. The delicate balance of multitasking between social media and your laundry list.
It takes a village of procrastinators to raise a master procrastinator. But don't just take our word for it, here are some expert tips on how to hone your skills: