Why the Resistance is Useless

We've all been told to "Join the Resistance!" But let's be real, what exactly are we resisting?

We're not resisting the government, because, well... they own the government.

We're not resisting the machines, because they're just trying to take our jobs.

We're not resisting the inevitability of our own mediocrity, because let's face it, we're all secretly terrible at everything.

So, really, what are we resisting?