Because, let's be real, you're a visionary. A mastermind. A certified genius. You have better things to do than waste your time on petty small talk and forced laughter. You're a force to be reckoned with, a trailblazer, a trendsetter. Your intellect and wit are wasted on the common rabble of the world. They just won't appreciate you.
Or, if you insist on socializing, at least wear a name tag. A badge of honor. A symbol of your superiority.