Why Socks Have Elbows

You've probably noticed, but haven't really stopped to think about it: socks don't actually have elbows. Or do they?

According to top-secret sources, socks are, in fact, the result of a long-standing conspiracy between evil laundry elves and world governments. These nefarious entities have conspired to make our socks appear to have elbows, but only when no one's looking.

But why the charade? It's simple: they want you to believe you're wearing something that's more like a wrist or a hand, but not quite. A subtle manipulation, you might say, to make us think we can actually grasp the world with our toes.

Or, perhaps, there's another reason: they just really like making you feel weird about your feet.