Why Staplers are Art

Staplers: the ultimate symbol of office existentialism.

In a world where the line between creation and destruction is blurred, the stapler stands as a testament to human ingenuity and the futility of our existence.

Consider this:

1. They bind papers together with a ferocity that defies the laws of nature.
2. Their plastic bodies a testament to human ingenuity, a triumph of modern design.
3. And, let's be real, who needs a functioning stapler when you have a glue stick?!