Sugar Drones: The Sweetest of Them All

Welcome to the world of Sugar Drones, where relationships are just a series of automated, algorithm-driven interactions.

Our drones are programmed to provide the perfect amount of emotional validation, just like a never-ending supply of sugar cookies for your soul.

But be warned: our drones may occasionally malfunction and start playing 'who can be the most basic human'.

Why Sugar Drones? Because who needs human relationships, really? Why Not to Use Sugar Drones

Learn more about our features: Feature 1: Automated Eye Contact, Feature 2: Infinite Praise, and Feature 3: Optional but Unrelenting Small Talk