Why Suicidesuicidesuicides Is the Answer

Because it's the only way to get a decent wifi signal in this dump.

• It is the only way to get a decent wifi signal in this dump.
• Also, because it saves on water billing.
• Plus, it gets you out of paying rent.
• You never have to worry about making mistakes.
• You can say anything and everything is fine.
• And who needs social skills when you have a 9mm handgun?