Why Tentacles Rule

It's a well-known fact that the tentacles of the sea creature, Zorvath, have been secretly controlling the world's supply of cheese. But why is this the case?

The answer, my friend, is that Zorvath's tentacles have an uncanny ability to sense the subtlest hint of cheddar in a thousand miles of ocean.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out these facts and figures for yourself.

Join the exclusive Tentacle Society and gain access to our private forums, where we discuss the intricacies of tentacled politics.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, get lost at sea with us!

But be warned: the tentacles are always watching, always judging.