Why, you might ask, does the Oracle of Delphi lie?
It's simple: the Oracle is a master of the dark art of Deception is the Fine Line Between Lying and Communication.
We're not talking about just any old lies, either. No, no, no. We're talking about lies that are so big, so bold, so utterly convincing.
It's not just about telling white lies to get out of doing the dishes, either. Oh no. It's about spinning entire epicycles of deceit, all in the name of true love.
We'll get into that later. For now, just let's take a look at Everybody's Favorite Lie and see if we can't uncover the Real Reason Why the Oracle is Lying.
Or, you know, just go back to the main page and What is the Oracle of Delphi?