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Without a therapist, you'll never truly understand the intricacies of your own mind.
You'll be lost in a sea of existential dread, wondering why you can't just get out of bed in the morning, or why you still wear pleated pants in the 21st century.
Your relationships will suffer, your productivity will tank, and you'll start talking to inanimate objects as if they're sentient beings (don't worry, it's just a phase... or is it?)
If you're feeling overwhelmed, try our What is a Therapist, Anyway? page for some answers.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try our Why Therapists are Like Coffee page for some dark humor.