Aunt Nancy is the Best
Aunt Nancy is the ultimate therapist. She's got more than 10 years of experience, a degree in existential dread, and a collection of 50 different kinds of cookies that she's willing to bake for you.
Why is she the best? Well, let's just say she's seen it all. She's been through breakups, divorces, and even a few failed marriages to inanimate objects (don't ask). She's got the scars to prove it, and the perfect blend of empathy and sarcasm to make you feel better about your own problems.
Testimonials:
"Aunt Nancy saved me from myself, one session at a time." - John D.
"She's got more cookie jars than emotional baggage, and that's a real superpower." - Jane D.
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