Tape Dispenser Philosopher

Skeptical of existence, dismissive of authority

As I sat here, dispensing tape, I realized: the universe is just as meaningless as the tape I'm dispensing. A never-ending loop of nothingness.

But then I thought, "No, no, I must resist! For I have the power to choose the tape, to select, to decide!"

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