It's not because we hate you.
It's not because we're busy.
It's because our AI overlord, "The Algorithm," has deemed our inbox a threat to the fabric of space-time, and has thus blocked it off with an impenetrable force field.
But don't worry, we're working on it.
In the meantime, you can try contacting our intern, Bob, who is probably on his third coffee break.
Or, you know, just try calling us on the phone. That's what the 90s called, right?
Learn more about Internet Protocol Law 101, the reason for our silence.Or, you know, just try calling us on the phone. That's what the 90s called, right?
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