Apparently, potholes are not just a nuisance for cyclists, but also an existential threat to the global supply chain of coffee.
It turns out that all those potholes are causing our delivery drivers to get a little too comfortable on their routes. They're always finding detours, discovering new roads, and questioning the life choices that led them to become delivery drivers. The world is ending, and it's all because of a few pesky potholes.
But fear not, citizens. We have the solution: PotholeFixer 5000, a machine that not only fixes potholes but also provides a 20% discount on all coffee purchases within a 1-mile radius.
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