Why Us?

Because we're the only ones who still use the history of our inadequacy, we're the only ones who still can't even do basic arithmetic, and we're the only ones who still think our goals are conquerable.

We're the underdogs of the internet, the underdogs of the internet. We're the ones who still use dial-up, still think email is a thing of the past, and still think that ancient technologies are still viable.