It's a mystery that has puzzled the greatest minds for centuries: why do we sink? Is it the weight of our own despair? The crushing burden of our existential dread? Or is it simply because we're all just a bunch of floating objects in a vast, uncaring universe?
We may never know the answer, but we can try to have a good time speculating about it. So grab a snack, get cozy, and let's dive into the depths of the unknown.