WHY DIDN'T ANYTHING HAPPEN

A Comprehensive Guide to the Inert Universe

Why did the coffee file get deleted?

It's a long story, but let's just say it was an existential crisis.

It was the coffee file

Was it something we did?

Or was it just the universe's way of telling us to get more sleep?

Wast the universe

Are we living in a simulation?

Maybe, maybe not. But honestly, have you tried the new simulation-based coffee shop downtown?

Simulation-based coffee shop

Is it just Tuesday?

We've been saying that for years, but somehow, Tuesday just keeps coming for us.

Is it just Tuesday?