You've entered the realm of the TechnoPhrenia, a mystical land of malfunctioning modems and screaming pixels.
Here you will find the most epic failures of the 90s, where technology goes haywire and sanity is optional.
Click here for the Epic Fail 101, where the basics are covered in glorious technicolor.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here for Epic Fail 202, where the stakes are higher and the frustration is greater.