Welcome to the most pretentious wine and art museum in the world! Where the art is so bad it's good, and the wine is only served with a side of disdain.
Our museum is a place where the avant-garde meets the mundane, where the sophisticated meets the ridiculous, and where the refined meets the trashy. Come for the art, stay for the wine, but don't expect to leave sober!
Don't forget to visit our gift shop! The Gift Shop of Pretentious Tastiness