It starts with the void. A blank slate, devoid of hope and purpose. Your phone's battery's dead, your wallet's empty, and your fridge's almost empty too.
But don't worry, it's not all bad! You can always make friends with your couch. They're always happy to see you, and they never judge you for eating Cheetos for every meal.
However, be warned: the void can be a slippery slope. Before you know it, you'll be binge-watching reruns of Withdrawal Phase 1: The TV Binge on repeat, wondering where it all went wrong.
Couch: 0/10, Fridge: 3/10, Sanity: -5/10