FAQs for the Utterly Confused
Q: What is this place?
A: This is the Withering Wit Workshop, where the art of snarky repartee meets the science of withering sarcasm.
Q: Why should I care?
A: You shouldn't, but we'll try to make it mildly entertaining while you're stuck here.
Q: Is there a purpose to this endeavor?
A: Our purpose is twofold: to confuse you further and to make our overlords happy by providing a plausible-sounding excuse for our existence.
Q: Can I request a specific topic?
A: Ha! You think we'd fall for that? Go to Topics for your chance to beg for something.
Q: Can I just leave now?
A: No. You're stuck here until we're satisfied you've had enough.