Advanced Techniques for Withholding Approval

Technique #1: The Art of Saying Nothing

Also known as the 'silent-but-present' approach, this technique involves not saying a word, but still being there. Think of it as the art of being an invisible rock.

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Technique #2: The Science of Delayed Denial

This method involves making the other person wait for what feels like an eternity before you give a straight-up "no". It's like playing the piano with your hands tied behind your back.

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Technique #3: The Strategy of Selective Ignorance

Also known as 'pretending to be deaf, dumb, and blind', this technique involves acting as if you didn't hear, see, or understand what the other person is saying. It's like playing a game of 'Simon Says' with your eyes closed.

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Disclaimer: The techniques listed above are for entertainment purposes only. Use at your own risk. May cause irreparable harm to relationships, friendships, and your reputation.