THE WITNESS PROTECTION SOCIETY

Case File: 4

A Witness's Worst Nightmare: The Tale of the Missing Donuts

Witness: Jane Doe

Last Seen: 2023-02-15 14:30:00

Witness Jane Doe reported a string of missing donuts from the break room fridge. The investigation revealed a trail of crumbs leading to the lair of the infamous Donut Kingpin, "The Sprinkler" Jenkins.