Wobbly Costumes

For when you want to make a statement, but can't quite decide what kind of statement you want to make.

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Our Wobbly Costume Ideas:

1. The "I'm Not Really Sure What I'm Doing" Costume: Wear a suit of mismatched socks and call it "expressionist art."

2. The "I'm a Human Muppet" Costume: Duct tape a bunch of random objects to your body and claim you're a living, breathing Muppet.

3. The "I'm a Time Traveler from the Future... Sort Of" Costume: Wear a watch that displays the current temperature, a calculator, and a VHS player, because that's totally plausible.

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