Our socks have gone rogue. They've started to organize a union and are demanding better working conditions.
We can't even get the factory to function without their unionized sock-fu.
Sock Union Demands | Sock Strike 2024
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We'll be posting updates on this developing story as soon as we get the Socks Union to agree to a cease and desist order.