Welcome, brave adventurer, to this woefully woeful tale of woe and despair. Wherein lies the tale of the Woolly Beast, a creature so feared by all who lay eyes on it.
It is said that the Beast has a mane of wool as black as coal, as thick as a tree trunk, and as unruly as a bad haircut. Its fur is a tangled mess of dreadlocks that will make you question the sanity of the beast's barber.
Legend has it that the Beast's roar can curdle milk at 50 paces, its breath can melt steel, and its presence will turn even the bravest of hearts to jelly.
But fear not, dear reader, for you have entered this realm of woe with the intention of facing the Beast. So, don your sturdiest of armor, and get ready to face the fearsome fury of the... Encounter with the Beast
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, you could try to navigate the Wooly Woes Woolshed, where the very fabric of reality begins to unravel.