Woofian Determinism FAQ

Woofian Determinism is a philosophical theory that posits that all events are the result of a dog's thoughts and feelings.

Q: What is the fundamental difference between Woofian Determinism and other philosophies prophets?

Woofians believe that all events are the result of a dog's thoughts and feelings, while other philosophies are just a bunch of humans trying to figure it out.

Q: Can Woofian Determinism be applied to cats?

No, cats are clearly too cool and independent for that.

Learn more about the scientific research supporting Woofian Determinism

Read the Woofian Principles of Thought and Action

Woofian Determinism: Because who needs free will, anyway?