**The Great War of the Wiggly Jiggle Wobble**
Year 1: The war begins as a series of awkward misunderstandings between rival factions of sentient jellyfish.
Year 2: The Wiggly Jiggle Wobble Alliance forms, uniting the disparate forces of the jellyfish under a single, wobbly banner.
Year 5: The first major battle of the war takes place, resulting in the destruction of the city of Plootz, a major hub for Wiggly Jiggle Wobble sympathizers.
Year 10: The Wiggly Jiggle Wobble Alliance discovers the secret to harnessing the power of disco music to enhance their wobbling abilities.
**Important Events**
Woogie Woogie Attack (March 15, 2020) - The day the Wiggly Jiggle Wobble Alliance unleashed their most devastating attack on the Plootzian army, leaving the enemy reeling.
Jellies in Space (June 20, 2022) - A group of rogue jellyfish commandeer a fleet of spaceships, forcing the Wiggly Jiggle Wobble Alliance to negotiate a peace treaty.
Wobble Dance Rebellion (January 1, 2025) - The Wiggly Jiggle Wobble Alliance's own soldiers rise up against their leaders, demanding more disco music and better snacks in the trenches.