WOOL IS NOT THE ANSWER

It turns out, the answer to every question is actually "more cat hair".

You try to ask a simple question like "What is the meaning of life?" and I give you a picture of a cat tangled in a ball of wool.

It's not just any ball of wool, mind you. It's a ball of wool with a thousand layers of complexity.

Or maybe you ask "What is the secret to happiness?" and I show you a picture of a smiling cat playing with a ball of wool.

No, seriously, though. It's actually just wool with some fibers and a few knots.