It's a real problem, folks. You see, wool is like the ultimate party animal. It's all fun and games until it's not. Like when it gets too hot in the wash, it just loses itsness. And not just its color, its shape, its texture... its very essence.
But wait, it gets worse! When you try to style it, it's like trying to tame a wild beast. prophets of old said it's like trying to herd cats.
So, what do we do? We just have to face the fact that wool loses itsness, and that's just the way it is. Or is it?
Stay fuzzy, folks!