Woollenstein's Wool Problems

It's a common issue, really. You've got a lovely ball of wool, but it's just losing its smell. It's like it's just sitting there, all fluffy and innocent, but with a stench that's making you question your life choices.

We've got experts on hand, ready to help you tackle this wool-related crisis. Our team of highly trained (okay, slightly-trained) professionals will help you navigate the minefield of mutton that is your wool collection.

But don't worry, we've got solutions! We can offer:

• Wool-washing therapy
• Wool-rotation counseling
• Wool-odor elimination techniques

Or, if you'd like, we can just sell you a new ball of wool. Our prices are competitive, if not slightly higher than the market rate.

So, what's it going to be?