Wool: The Solution to All Life's Problems

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is wool the answer to everything? A: Yes. Duh.

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• Free wool for all who have ever worn a sweater with an embarrassing stain.
• A guaranteed supply of wool socks in every color of the rainbow.
• The right to wear wool to the beach (but not too close to the sun).
• Compensation for all lost wool-related productivity hours.
• Lifetime supply of Wool-o-vision (TM) contact lenses.

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