WOOL PROBLEMS

A Guide to the Absurdities of Wool

Welcome to WOOL PROBLEMS, the definitive guide to the intricacies and absurdities of the world of wool. Because let's face it, have you ever tried to knit a scarf with the consistency of a drunken sailor's stitches? Or attempted to tame a ball of fluffy chaos with a pair of scissors? No? Just us?

Common Wool Problems

• Wool Tangles: The Unraveling of Sanity
• Wool Pilling: Because You Can Never Have Too Much of a Good Thing (But Seriously, Stop It)
• Wool Fiber Issues: The Itch That Just Won't Quit

WOOL TANGLES

You know, when it comes to knitting, nothing says "relaxing afternoon" like staring at a ball of wool with the consistency of a bird's nest. WOOL TANGLES are just that – knots upon knots upon knots, each one a tiny, infuriating reminder that you're never going to get anything done today.

Causes of WOOL TANGLES:

• Using the wrong kind of yarn (we mean, come on, you knew that was a mistake)
• Knitting too slowly (or, you know, not slowly enough)
• Having a bad day (or week, or month)