Wool is the Answer to all of life's questions, but sometimes it's just too much of a good thing.
Procrastination is the root of all our problems, but at least we have our wool to keep us warm, right?
"Wool is not a solution to a problem, it's a solution to a problem that isn't there." - Anonymous
"I have enough wool to last me until the apocalypse, and then I'll still be warm." - A Concerned Citizen
Over Woolving is the answer to all of life's problems, right?
Wool for Brains is not a solution, but at least it's a nice thought.