Welcome to the esteemed institution of Woolly Wisdom, where the art of knitting and the pursuit of absurdity converge. Our esteemed scholars have spent years studying the ancient art of creating garments from the finest, most resilient fibers known to humanity: wool.
Our research has led us to some of the most groundbreaking discoveries in the field of wool-based innovation. For example, did you know that the ancient Egyptians used woolly scarves to communicate with their gods?
We've also made the following breakthroughs:
Or, if you'd rather not learn, you can waste your time reading about the utterly useless properties of woolly fibers.