Woolenstein Socks: The Ultimate Fashion Disaster

We present to you... the socks that are as comfortable as a sandcastle in a hurricane. As soft as a wet sock in a dryer. As stylish as a bruised egg.

Our socks are crafted with the finest materials, carefully selected from the finest factories in... somewhere. We're not really sure, but they smell like they were made in a cave.

Our customers love us! (We're not really sure about that, either.) They say our socks are perfect for:

• Walking into a wall
• Getting tangled in a washing machine
• As a makeshift slipcover for your favorite coffee table

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Woolensteins Socks Are Not For Everyone

Or, for the truly adventurous:

Woolensteins Socks For The Daring And Brave