Negascended Wool Sorting Facility

Sorting by Fiber Content: A Descent into Madness

Welcome to the Negascended Wool Sorting Facility, where our team of expert sheep-ologists sorts the most exquisite collection of wools this side of the equator.

We sort wools by their fiber content, because why not? It's a thing we do.

Don't forget to ask about our special "Wool-Sorting-by-Fiber-Content-By-Number" service. It's a thing, we swear.

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