Wool Sorting By Randomness

Welcome to the most efficient, yet completely unnecessary, wool sorting experience on the web.

Our patented Randomness Algorithm™ sorts your wool with a 0.0001% chance of actually making sense.

Don't worry, we've got the world's most expert team of highly trained (not really) sheep to sort your wool for you.

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Woolleness: The Art of Being Mildly Amused by Wool

Our patented Woolleness Algorithm™ sorts your wool by the amount of time it took to get here.

Don't worry, our team of highly trained (not really) sheep have been waiting for your arrival.

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