Wooly Bear Candidates

Meet our lovable, fuzzy, utterly incompetent candidates for the position of Supreme Leader of the Galactic Empire.

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Subpage 1: Bertrand the Bear

Read Bertrand's Manifesto of Fuzzy Leadership

Subpage 2: Luna the Turtle Candidate

Check out Luna's Press Releases

/subpages/bertrand-the-bear/manifesto.html Manifesto of Fuzzy Leadership

Manifesto of Fuzzy Leadership

As a bear of unimpeachable character, I, Bertrand, vow to:

To never, ever, ever touch a flower without permission.
To always wear a bow tie to formal events.
To demand an endless supply of honey at the summit.

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