Woolly Bear Investing Strategies

Because who needs boring old stocks and bonds when you can invest in fluffy, fuzzy, and utterly unpredictable Woolly Bear Market Trends?

• Buy low, sell high, and hold for at least 5 years or until the bears get bored with you.
• Invest in Woolly Bear Hedge Funds for a chance to join the ranks of the ultra-rich and ultra-fluffy.
• Follow the Woolly Bear Indices for the latest in bearish market analysis.