In a world where the fabric of space-time was woven from the threads of a thousand midwestern grandmothers' quilts, we find ourselves lost in the vast expanse of Quantum Fluff.
The great Woolly Bear Theorem
Which states that the probability of a bear getting its fur tangled in a ball of yarn is directly proportional to the inverse of the square root of its cuteness.
But don't just take our word for it! Woolly Bear Experiments has all the data you need to prove it!