Q: What is the Wooly Bear Savings Plan?
A: It's a revolutionary new way to save your money, by investing in actual balls of yarn. It's like a traditional 401k, but with more holes.
Learn more about our investment optionsQ: Will my money be safe with you?
A: Absolutely! Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated accountants will ensure that your money is as secure as a ball of yarn in a bear's paws.
Meet the teamQ: Can I withdraw my money at any time?
A: Of course! Just be warned, our withdrawal process involves a series of complex algorithms and possibly some knitting.
Read about our withdrawal process