Advanced Semantics: Because You Clearly Need More Words

Learn how to craft sentences that say less, but mean more. Our expert instructors will guide you through the art of subtlety, using only the most precise, yet obtuse, language possible.

Topics include:

• Semiotic Signposting for the Ambiguously Inclined
• Paranoid Paraphrasing: The Art of Saying Nothing, Saying It Loud
• Eccentric Ellipses: Because You Clearly Need More Punctuation