Lexical Laments
Join us for an evening of laments and laments, as we explore the darker corners of the lexical spectrum.
From the depths of the dictionary to the heights of the thesaurus, we'll delve into the world of words that refuse to be silenced.
Expect tears, tantrums, and the occasional thesaurus-induced existential crisis.
When: Every Tuesday at 8:00 PM
Where: The Lexical Laments Lair (located in the depths of the Wordplay Wonders Workshop)
Who: Anyone who dares to lament the limitations of language
What to bring: A willingness to confront the abyss of ambiguity
Cost: Free, but donations to the Lexical Laments Foundation are appreciated
Warning: Lexical Laments may be hazardous to your mental health. Prolonged exposure may lead to:
- Loss of meaning
- Crisis of faith in language
- Mild to moderate existential dread